People say that you are always with me.
But is it true? Are you with me … ALL the time?
No offense, but there are times when I really don't want you around.
Like, not that I’ve ever done this before, or ever even thought about it, a lot. I’m not even sure where I learned this word! But if I were ever going to “masturbate” … I, uh, wouldn't want you there.
Hypothetically. You know?
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