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It's okay, I also can't flirt once I realize it's flirting either even though I'm otherwise a damn good flirt 🥲

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Hello out there!

Another great thing about "The Killer" is that you don't have to worry about inter-vaginal roaches.

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I can be your lookout at the wine store!! Put in a few good words on your behalf. I’m only half kidding but what I’m dead serious about is that this piece brought me total joy!!

FY#1F

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Just think, the next time you see him at the wine store he won’t be a stranger anymore and you’ll be good to go. Just slip him your number and Invite him to share a bottle of wine with you

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Just think, the next time you see him at the wine store he won’t be a stranger anymore and you’ll be good to go. Just slip him your number and Invite him to share a bottle of wine with you

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