What I Eat In A Day

It's not what it looks like.

Hi! Welcome back to Jamie AF. It’s been a little over one week since my layoff and hoo boy, it’s seriously crazy getting laid off. Would much rather be getting laid!!!!!

OK. Sorry - let’s get this thing going.

First of all, apologies if you feel you’ve landed here under false pretenses but this is not going to be about what I eat in a day. It is going to be about eating though, which for me (and many people) can be a totally deranged experience.

I used to get a thrill when I managed to go a day without really eating a whole lot. It didn’t happen often and was always by accident, when the work or school day had gotten away from me or I’d been distracted by one of the other things I have a fraught relationship with -- like shopping. 

“You didn’t eat enough,”  someone would say, dopamine hit ensuing. Because what’s the point of eating/not eating at all if there’s not someone around to complain and/or brag about it to?